To say the Miss Universe pageant was eventful is an understatement. Between the viewers’ voting, the website malfunctioning, and the crowning mistake, this year’s pageant will go down in history. But despite these events, let’s remember what this night was really about: coming together and celebrating many incredible women from across the world, er, universe. They are all strong, successful and deserving of the title. With that being said, here are some thoughts we all had while watching Miss Universe 2015.
“All right, here we go!”
*Settles into seat, makes sure phone is charged, grabs snack*
“Top 15, let’s go ladies!”
*Grabs prediction list*
“I HAD SO MANY RIGHT!”
*Posts bragging update*
“How do they do it?!”
No matter how many pageants I see, their confidence amazes me.
“Vote for your favorite? OK!”
WAIT! We can score all of them?! *grabs phone*
“The site is down!”
Could this get any worse?
“Yup, it just got worse.”
DANG IT DIRECT TV! They were just about to announce the top 10!
“Is this happening to anyone else?”
*Texts friends for updates*
“I’m missing evening gown!”
*Desperately searches online for stream*
“Oh no Australia!”
Good recovery. Good recovery.
“Is anyone else bothered by the commentary?”
Obviously they have stage presence, they made it to the Top 10 in Miss Universe! Enough with that.
“Wow these dresses.”
I LOVE THEM ALL!
“Oh Miss Slovenia…you live your dream!”
“Last name…c’mon girl!”
*Fingers crossed, say her name, say her country*
ON STAGE QUESTION
“Wow Philippines just crushed it.”
And the bar is set.
“Ah, yup, the terrorism question.”
Anyone else see that coming?
“Did he just laugh at marijuana?”
Ugh. Really Steve?
“Another gun control question… Why?”
Oh man, she was doing so well too!
“The contestants are judges?”
Wow, this just got interesting.
“Hm, Colombia doesn’t look too happy with her translator.”
*Mental note to try and never need one*
“Wow, good answer Philippines!”
She even got the pageant’s motto in there.
“USA is second runner up…”
Philippines or Colombia…who will it be?
Wow a second-year win!
Wait. Wait… WHAT?
Oh Steve Harvey is this a joke!?
Not a joke… NOT A JOKE!?
Wow this is awkward…even worse than 2013’s scoring miscalculation!
“Those poor girls.”
At least he owned it. Well said Harvey. Everyone makes mistakes.
“Congratulations Miss Philippines!”
Wait…where’s her crowning moment?
“Well… That’s one for the books.”
*Posts status while phone blows up*
Congratulations to all of the deserving titleholders this year! We’re already counting down the days until next year’s pageant.