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9 Thoughts You Will Have While on a Pageant Diet

We all now how it feels to be on a pageant diet. It’s definitely not the most fun thing in the world. We’re finally saying what you’re all thinking. Here are the thoughts you have during pageant dieting.

miss america, pageant swimsuit
Mallory Hagan at Miss America

1. How many desserts can I make with protein powder?…That actually taste like dessert?
(Real talk…like 2. Sorry Jamie Eason.)

2. Recite: This tilapia tastes like a cheeseburger. This tilapia tastes like a cheeseburger. This tilapia tastes like a cheeseburger.

3. Would my trainer approve of this? No? Maybe? Yea, maybe… I’ll just have a little.
*Sees swimsuit hanging up*…* puts down Ben & Jerry’s pint*

4. Whoever said quinoa was the new oatmeal was seriously disturbed.

5. Why did I do this?
Right, I have to be in a bathing suit… on stage.

6. When’s the next cheat week?! I mean…meal. *sigh*

7. What is the burpee equivalent of this large Wendy’s Frosty?
4,000? Doable.

8. This baked chicken tastes just like KFC….LOL.

9. *Walking across stage* Man that was worth it!
…kinda.

What are you thinking during your pageant dieting? Let us know below!

 

Which dress do you like better?

One thought on “9 Thoughts You Will Have While on a Pageant Diet

  1. How can I sneak in more cheesecake while no one is looking? lol

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